Gotta move that erection up

Not a fanfiction really, it is what I generated from Drabble-Matic, and amusing.  See below for the game     (yes, I said game )

Time for something other than this spy/sniper stuff.  If you were losing interest, this might be more interesting (maybe).

Mature Content: sexual, ideologically sensitive (probably for just how immature it is.  Also, I've decided adding RED and BLU is inconvenient.  :b)

I have absolutely no idea how you can make a video out of this.  Oh well, it's immature.  

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Engineer and Soldier
by William Shakespeare

Enter Engineer

Soldier appears above at a window

Engineer:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the dildo, and Soldier is the penis.
Arise, chafed penis, and jerk off the diarrheaing dingle berry.
See, how he leans his penis upon his balls!
O, that I were a glove upon that balls,
That I might touch that penis!

Soldier:
O Engineer, Engineer! wherefore art thou Engineer?
What's in a name? That which we call a scrotum
By any other name would smell as penis
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like jiggling nutsuck swaying while splurging a dad and rubbing a gnards"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove rancid.

Engineer:
Swain, by yonder diarrheaing dingle berry I swear
That tips submerged in musky genitals the festering jizz cancer--

Soldier:
O, swear not by the dingle berry, the bulging dingle berry,
That penis changes in its itchy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise itchy.
Sweet, shitty night! A thousand times shitty night!
Parting is such erect sorrow,
That I shall say shitty night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Engineer:
Sleep dwell upon thy penis, peace in thy balls!
Would I were sleep and peace, so disappoint to rest!
swimmingly will I to my chafed scrotum's cell,
Its help to jerk off, and my penis scrotum to tell.