This is unacceptable

Not a fanfiction really, it is what I generated from Drabble-Matic, and amusing.  See below for the game     (yes, I said game )

I'll put more up later, hopefully more random.

Mature Content: sexual, ideologically sensitive (These with the Scout and Heavy greatly amuse me)


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1000 Dildo Peniss

Scout paced swiftly back and forth. Fine dread filled his heart. Heavy should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my fat love, Scout thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Heavy had been taken hostage by Rainbow Eyeball, a supervillain who had the city in a state of delicious terror. Scout fainted dead away, with especially rambunctious watermelons.

When he came to, there was a bump on his tree and the fine dread had returned. "Heavy, my diabolical honey bunny," he cried out tastefully. "What is Rainbow Eyeball doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing explodingly as he licked him in the balls.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Scout remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 dildo peniss, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Scout ordered in a supply of dildo and set to work, folding peniss until his tree was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last penis when Heavy walked in the front door.

"Heavy!" Scout screamed and threw himself into Heavy's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 dildo peniss and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing with fine legs. He kissed Heavy roughly on the balls.

"Actually," Heavy said, pulling away swimmingly, "I was rescued by the Coarse Scrumpy. He's a new superhero in town." Heavy sighed. "And he's really greasy."

The fine dread came back. "But you're jiggly to be back here with me, right?"

Heavy checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Coarse Scrumpy for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay naked, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Scout choked back a sob and started folding another penis. Then he went out and got drunk instead.